Weirdo-moment of the day..

Just went for a coffee in the staff room of my uni and decided to nip into the ladies on my way over. Suddenly i got struck in a completely paranoid thought pattern;

What if someone sees me walking into the bathroom with my coffee cup, and thinks I am drinking my own wee????!!!

Bluarghghhhh!!!!

Or, perhaps nice and salty? It might be lovely! At least whilst its still warm... 

........... Yikes, nearly threw up a bit in my own mouth ........

//  Tee  -- No, I have no idea what on earth is going, and am fearing a mental breakdown.